Welcome to our amusing hate mail page! Here you will meet the wackiest of the wackos who've sent us mail. Our comments are in bold.

Our Cindy Sheehan fundraiser is generating lots of fear among Freepers, Republicans, and their assorted brethren, who've sent us some of the nastiest, and most grammatically inept, e-mails ever. Enjoy!

From: S2810507@aol.com
Date: Sun, 14 Aug 2005 17:49:16 EDT
Subject: Sheehan

Tell that uglyass cindy sheehan to shut her fuckin mouth and go home. She is an absolute idiot and knows dipshit about what she is talking about. She isn't the only person who has lost a son or daughter or brother or father or friend in a war. I lost plenty. And don't come off with this horseshit that I don't have as much right as she does. I spent 22 years serving my country and have more right than she does. She is serving the enemy by running her ugly ass mouth off. Message to cindy - GET YOUR FAT ASS OUTTA THERE AND GO HOME AND KISS MICHAEL MOORES ASS..

A Retired Marine

D KROPP submitted the following Information:
Email bigriginyourway@yahoo.com
Company bigrigs
Location ny ny
Comments

JESUS WAS NOT A LIBERAL.IF IT WAS UP TO YOU FUCKERS WE WOULD ALL BE DEAD OR BE FRENCH WHAT DO YOU THINK

Susan Shipley submitted the following Information:
Email susanship46@yahoo.com
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As the wife of a marine who fought in Vietnam, I see your doing the same thing the protesters did in that era. They intimidated the congress and senate and they wouldn't let our men win the war. Thus all those boys died for nothing. Cindy Sheehan should be ashamed...she is going to cause her son's death to be in vain and it will come back to haunt her when this country is hit again on our soil. Grow up people!

Older Hate Mails

From: "Victoria Morton" thebodywrap@msn.com
Subject: Huh???
Date: Sat, 26 Mar 2005 23:39:05 -0500

Your site is horrendous, you are a sick fvck and I'm turning you and your site over to the FCC.

P.S. Have a great day

What's a fvck? Oh, and the FCC doesn't censor the internet, dimwit. BTW, for some fun commentary on the Fascist Communications Commission, check out Eric Idle of Monty Python's FCC Song. BTW, our hate-mailer apparently sells her own line of products that support women in feeling bad about their normally-aging bodies. Most of our shoppers probably wouldn't be interested in that crap anyway, but if you were...boycott!

From: "ELEKTEK" ELEKTEK@sc.rr.com
Subject: "GAY"
Date: Sat, 11 Dec 2004 11:40:26 -0500

If you are proud of being a homosexual, why then don't you cease and desist from hijacking the word "gay" to describe your deviant lifestyle. Obviously, the definition of the term that really defines you disturbs you. However, I believe that parents should NOT have to explain the different meaning of the word gay to their children who use the words in different songs that do not espouse your definition.

This hate mail was like really gay. I felt really gay and did a dance when I read it. Then I donned some gay apparel from this site and said fa la la la la.

Meanings of words change. Just like 2,000 years ago, the word Christian meant someone who followed Christ - you know, someone who fed the hungry and healed the sick, hung out with society's "undesirables", and judged not lest he be judged - and now it means someone who tells the hungry it's their own fault, doesn't care if the sick have health insurance, and condemns people for loving each other. I don't particularly like the new definition of Christian, and I'm not looking forward to explaining to MY future children how people whose leader espoused love can be so hateful.

From: "Gerald Aggson" Plum2aTee@comcast.net
Subject: Fat Fuck
Date: Fri, 10 Dec 2004 18:22:53 -0800

Mikey, Your still a fat fuck! I heard Canada has a lot of grazing land available.I notice their is no direct link to Mikey himself. What a chickenshit traitor you are!!
There is no direct link because WE ARE NOT MICHAEL MOORE, you dumb fuck. He may be fat, but you're stupid.

From: "Cornerstone Sign & Decal" contact@cornerstonesign.com
Subject: Positive Comment Positive my ass! You can thump your Bible all you want, that doesn't make you anything other than a backwards homophobe.
Date: Thu, 29 Jul 2004 13:39:45 -0400

I challenge you to post this e-mail on your "Response to hate mail page"
Challenge accepted!

What is Love?
Love someone enough to tell them the truth.
God does love you! (I'm talking about the God who created you, and the universe)
We know God loves us. And any loving God would not condemn someone for being the person that She/He made them, whether they be short, tall, black, white, gay, straight, disabled, Christian, Muslim, Wiccan, etc. Only humans are capable of such prejudice.
God says stealing is wrong.
God says murder is wrong.
God says telling a lie is wrong. (as you already know these 3 are in the 10 commandments)
You really should have sent this to George W., Dick Cheney, and all of their Halliburton and Enron buddies. They're the ones who could use the reminder!
God says having sex with an animal is wrong. (Leviticus 20:15 - 16)
God says if a man marries a woman and her mother is wrong. (Leviticus 20:14)
God says if a man has sex with another man it is detestable! (Leviticus 20:13)
God says if a woman lusts another woman, and a man lusts another man, is wrong (Romans 1:24-27)
Blah blah Leviticus blah blah. This argument is old and tired. As such, I'll respond with a a well-circulated, but apropos bit of e-mail that makes the point better than I ever could.

Dear Dr. Laura: (or on this case, Don Etherton)

Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding God's Law. I have learned a great deal from your show, and try to share that knowledge with as many people as I can. When someone tries to defend the homosexual lifestyle, for example, I simply remind them that Leviticus 18:22 clearly states it to be an abomination. End of debate. I do need some advice from you, however, regarding some of the other specific laws and how to follow them:

1. When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates a pleasing odor for the Lord - Lev.1:9. The problem is my neighbors. They claim the odor is not pleasing to them. Should I smite them?

2. I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in Exodus 21:7. In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair price for her?

3. I know that I am allowed no contact with a woman while she is in her period of menstrual uncleanliness - Lev.15:19-24. The problem is,how do I tell? I have tried asking, but most women take offense.

4. Lev. 25:44 states that I may indeed possess slaves, both male and female, provided they are purchased from neighboring nations. A friend of mine claims that this applies to Mexicans, but not Canadians. Can you clarify? Why can't I own Canadians?

5. I have a neighbor who insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35: clearly states he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill him myself?

6. A friend of mine feels that even though eating shellfish is an abomination - Lev. 11:10, it is a lesser abomination than homosexuality. I don't agree. Can you settle this?

7. Lev. 21:20 states that I may not approach the altar of God if I have a defect in my sight. I have to admit that I wear reading glasses. Does my vision have to be 20/20, or is there some wiggle room here?

8. Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair around their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by Lev. 19:27. How should they die?

9. I know from Lev. 11:6-8 that touching the skin of a dead pig makes me unclean, but may I still play football if I wear gloves?

10. My uncle has a farm. He violates Lev. 19:19 by planting two different crops in the same field, as does his wife by wearing garments made of two different kinds of thread (cotton/polyester blend). He also tends to curse and blaspheme a lot. Is it really necessary that we go to all the trouble of getting the whole town together to stone them? - Lev.24:10-16. Couldn't we just burn them to death at a private family affair like we do with people who sleep with their in-laws? (Lev. 20:14)?

I know you have studied these things extensively, so I am confident you can help. Thank you again for reminding us that God's word is eternal and unchanging.

One day we will all have to stand before the Lord. He says what is right and wrong, not mankind. I have nothing to gain to write you, but to tell you that God does love you! Listen to Him by reading these verses listed above. Listen to Him, not me. Then read Acts 2:38. If you laugh at me, where is your love?If you write to people you don't even know and try to impose your beliefs on them, where is YOURS?

BTW, I recognize your name - I think you knew my parents back when I was growing up in Kentucky. I'm sure my dad would be thrilled to hear the way you've insulted his daughter and her life partner and called us sick!

Don Etherton

From: "Ruby E Cook"
Subject: YOU'RE SICK

TO THE DNC:
Wow, we're the Democratic Party now! Does this mean I don't have to use my living room as an office anymore?

YOU'RE ALL SO SICK AND NEED HELP THAT ONLY GOD CAN GIVE YOU. *cough* *cough* *hack*

THE REASON YOU HATE GEORGE W BUSH IS BECAUSE HE IS A MAN OF TRUTH BUT MORE THAN THAT, HE IS A BORN AGAIN CHRISTIAN AND I PRAY THAT GOD WILL CONVICT EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU SO DEEPLY FOR THE THINGS YOU ARE SAYING ABOUT A MAN OF GOD. THE BIBLE PLAINLY WARNS US AGAINST THIS.
Yet another person preaching hate. Last time I checked, Jesus preached love! Also, stop assuming EVERYONE thinks the Bible is sacred. Some people find it to be an occasionally interesting ancient document that has some pearls of wisdom and a whole bunch of irrelevant horse pucky. Others belong to a completely different religion and have their own sacred ancient documents. Fancy that!

YOU'RE DESPERATE - YOU FAR LEFT LIBERALS -- YOU DON'T HAVE A CLUE AS TO WHAT IS GOOD AND RIGHT. YOU ARE IMMORAL AND THAT'S WHAT YOU REALLY WANT FOR AMERICA - JUST LIKE THE TERRORISTS WANT.

GEORGE W BUSH HAS US HEADED IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION. YOU ARE TRYING TO "DIVIDE" AND MAKE TWO AMERICAS. YOUR SPEECHES AND EVIL WORDS WILL NOT GET IT.

GET ON YOUR KNEES AND PRAY AND THAT WAY YOU CAN MAKE A DIFFERENCE. BUT THE WAY YOU ARE HEADED IS TOTALLY WRONG AND YOU WILL "NOT" WIN THIS WAY.

YOU CAN CATCH MORE FLIES WITH "HONEY" THAN WITH BITTERNESS!!!!
Try taking your own advice here.

THE BUTTONS YOU HAVE PRODUCED, EXPLAIN YOU AND WHAT'S INSIDE THE EMPTY HEADS ---- NOTHING!!!!!

GEORGE W BUSH WILL PREVAIL BECAUSE OF WHO HE IS AND WHO GOD IS. GOD DOES NOT HONOR THE KIDS OF THINGS YOU FAR LEFT LIBERALS DO.

SO, HAVE YOUR FUN NOW - WE WILL LATER ON!!!

I DON'T NEED AN E-MAIL BACK IN FACT, I DON'T WANT TO HEAR THE KIND OF PROPAGANDA YOU ALL ARE PUTTING OUT.

RUBY E COOK

From: "Tanya" tanaksen@comcast.net
Subject: Who is an Idiot?
The answer to this question is made abundantly clear after reading your message.
Date: Tue, 27 Jul 2004 20:24:02 -0500

Low, guys! The current President is a man working in Office, which I personally do not care what is its function is- I do not see him every day, I have my personal job to run in the best way. And any one , who interrupt and disturb me to do so-is my personal enemy. I imagine same disturbance to the president of the USA-official clerk, who has to react or to loose energy for some cheap mongrel, conciders him an artist , opening eyes to millions. An ambition may be will be paid back, but you will never be a NORMAL citizen, who sweatting to have possibility to pay mortgage, to have some hobbies and is allowed to have a drink whenever he wants. Awards? You are kidding! Even with your awards I know who you are-fat pig, having peeded and marked with own shit underware and taking Viagra every time you want to impress a woman. It is not your business, who is and will be a President of a country I live in-because I said so and you will be dead of hanger, waiting for my lousy dollars I'll never pay to go(!!!) to watch (!!!) you stupid "movie" about the "truth". Stupid shit-people need illusion, not the truth! You are brain damaged pupil, who instead to learn sciens, was sitting at Mcdonalds-and now you try to take a revenge? Look around-there are not a 60's in the street, too much aducated people came to USA lately, be ashamed of your creations, no matter who and how much paid you, or may be them just found a correct person to hire. Shame on you, I believe it was a last of your children-the nature always resist to reproduce something unwanted, although it did not work on you. God bless America! Reelect A President! Dog is barking, but caravan is heading his way!
Dude, did this person use the Altavista translator or what?!

This one about sums up the general intelligence level and depth of thought of our detractors:

Date: Tue, 20 Jul 2004 10:12:09 -0700 (PDT)
From: timothy stiffler stiffsstuff@sbcglobal.net

unamerican ..........look in the mirror
how about a bumper sticker that says" flush the johns....vote for bush...." or better yet support al qaeda send miney to michael moore and outspoken clothing...... you fucking dicks

This next writer wishes we were dead, how nice. Ya know, we don't wish any Republicans were dead, really. In jail, yes. Out of office, absolutely. Suffering from infected boils on their asses, sure why not. But to wish for someone to be dead...that IS stooping to the level of the terrorists.

Date: Thu, 8 Jul 2004 06:18:15 -0700 (PDT)
From: ap yippee apyippee@yahoo.com

Why are we in Iraq? To hunt down the terrorists one by one. Or have all of you left-wing liberals forgotten about the true 9/11? It's so sad to see the ignorance, the cruelty, the self-righteousness, the hypocritical thoughts and views that you spew from your website pulpit. It's enough to make anyone sick.

You should be praying for your President, instead of insulting him. Why don't you leave this country and move to Afghanistan where they would treat you the way you deserve, with a bullet through your heads. It hurts to hear the truth, I'm sure, but you don't seem to have a problem dishing it out, so I'm sure you can take it.
It's so sad to see the ignorance, the cruelty, the self-righteousness, the hypocritical thoughts and views that YOU spew from your e-mail pulpit. We are advocating for peace and equal rights for all, while you send strangers hate-filled mail and say we deserve to have bullets in our heads. Who is the ignorant, cruel one here?

And by the way, if you love Michael Moore so much then why don't you do a little more research on him and you'll realize that he's just like the creator, "Triumph of the Will". One day you'll be saddened and ashamed for the way that you so meanly criticized President Bush. History will show that he will probably be the greatest President that ever lived.
Oh, you mean Leni Riefenstahl? Well maybe if you knew her name we might believe that you had actually researched this argument. For an excellent essay on propaganda and its functions, which addresses the Leni Riefenstahl comparison, we suggest reading Harry Knowles' review of Fahrenheit 9/11. As for the Shrubbery - better than Lincoln? Jefferson? Washington? PLEASE. Even your beloved, dearly departed Ronald Reagan was an infinitely better president than the monkey currently in the White House.

I feel sorry for you, and would never want to be you......you're all lost souls, wandering the earth trying to find peace through gay relationships, you're all deceived, needing someone else to blame for all your insecurities, it's so sad, you all need God in your lives....voting for Kerry is a death sentence. God have mercy on your souls. Ohhh, we NEED the LAWD in our lives!!!!! Besides the disgustingness of trying to push your religion on others, how dare you assume we don't have God in our lives? We happen to believe in a loving God who would never condemn two people for loving each other, or send someone to hell for whether and how they worship a higher power. We feel sorry for you for being so closed-minded and full of hate.